When you cause an accident by staring at a shaply posterior but shift some of the blame on said posterior.
Dude you just hit that stop sign! Not all my fault...did you see that ass? There is some Equal Culobility going on here!
by Robofrye March 11, 2019
Get the Equal culobilitymug. Gay Nigga: excuse me sir, may you sign this petition to allow sexual content on YouTube to help promote sexual equality?
Normal (non gay) Nigga: Shut the fuck up gay nigga I hope you rot in the deepest pit of hell and that ur testicles fall from your ballsack. I hope your mom gets cancer and dies, your dad dies from smoking on some strangers cock, your sister fucks me then dies, your brother dies from stds, your grandma has a heart attack then dies, and your grandpa masturbaits and gets taken to hell and the only thing he can do is lick is cock.
But I will be signing that petition
Normal (non gay) Nigga: Shut the fuck up gay nigga I hope you rot in the deepest pit of hell and that ur testicles fall from your ballsack. I hope your mom gets cancer and dies, your dad dies from smoking on some strangers cock, your sister fucks me then dies, your brother dies from stds, your grandma has a heart attack then dies, and your grandpa masturbaits and gets taken to hell and the only thing he can do is lick is cock.
But I will be signing that petition
by Thiccnigga465 December 5, 2020
Get the Equality?mug. Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?
Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the Equalmug. by Modded maps November 1, 2021
Get the Equalizemug. by Kaeeteee. April 7, 2008
Get the he kee equal equalmug. A person who is calm in dangerous situations. His violent nature will always make him win fights. When someone calls themselves an equalizer, it means they will always make sure they will always win fights. No matter the consequences.
by sillybastardtrixrforkids October 30, 2023
Get the Equalizermug. by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021
Get the Equal-fecalmug.