Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022
usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
by timtiminsky September 14, 2022
a bitch over ever niggah peice. a whore
A females that’s on discord, and entertain niggas in discord , but won’t keep that same energy irl
A females that’s on discord, and entertain niggas in discord , but won’t keep that same energy irl
by Flossyyy March 09, 2021
discord moderator: you are banned for breaking rule 4 that is posting memes in general
me: wtf. you can't ban me fatass
me: wtf. you can't ban me fatass
by nylonthingy January 08, 2022
A complete and utter dickwad who gets off on exerting power in an online community while simultaneously neglecting any semblance of a real social life.
Did you hear how Dave banned Janet from the Discord server just for saying she didn't like pineapple on pizza? What a fucking Discord Moderator.
by HappyCleaner82 June 05, 2023
A Discord Nation is a Discord server that represents itself as a community with a form of government. This can be manifested with the usage of elections, a certain type of restrictions, or even channels such as "general" being called "main square", which could vary depending on the nation.
There are many Discord Nations around on Discord, the most prominent one is the USSR, yet, the European Union is also gaining influence.
by Resprune Chamberlain December 12, 2020
The chesticuff discord server is used mainly to talk about the two minecraft servers the owner of the discord server hosts, the first being the Chesticuff server, chesticuff was created by youtuber Wilbur soot and youtuber Slimecicle in the youtube video minecraft lava ravine is really funny by youtuber Tommyinnit and in short is minecraft yu gi oh, Seefop decided to make chesticuff a real thing and thus the chesticuff server was created as of right now its still being polished and is not public but will be on april 2nd 2021. The second server is the Chestsmp the Chestsmp is a survival server with a twist that you can become certain monsters and gain that monsters buffs and debuffs.
Some notable people on the discord server are:
Seefop:
Lead coder in both servers ands pocket money fuels both servers, when he's not coding or listening to spotify he's killing people on the chestsmp under the alias Seecop.
Eg:
One of the wealthiest people on the Chestsmp and also one of the most active. He also has a totally normal sleep pattern.
Potato lumka:
Potato Mystery.
Submarine:
A artist on the discord server that makes drawings that include but are not limited to commissions, seefop emojis,and seefop drawings. He also created a cult that worships him.
Daddy cakelumka:
The only patreon supporter which is kinda sad to be honest.
Ideek .-.:
Wait why am I here-
Superminer8055:
A admin on the server to make sure that nothing bad happens.
That wraps it up for notable people.
Some notable people on the discord server are:
Seefop:
Lead coder in both servers ands pocket money fuels both servers, when he's not coding or listening to spotify he's killing people on the chestsmp under the alias Seecop.
Eg:
One of the wealthiest people on the Chestsmp and also one of the most active. He also has a totally normal sleep pattern.
Potato lumka:
Potato Mystery.
Submarine:
A artist on the discord server that makes drawings that include but are not limited to commissions, seefop emojis,and seefop drawings. He also created a cult that worships him.
Daddy cakelumka:
The only patreon supporter which is kinda sad to be honest.
Ideek .-.:
Wait why am I here-
Superminer8055:
A admin on the server to make sure that nothing bad happens.
That wraps it up for notable people.
by Egg_ March 31, 2021