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beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.
"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"
by Metalpole February 10, 2018
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Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

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What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!
by dontcallmejoe October 19, 2020
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Slap my ass and call me porky

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer
by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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