Skip to main content

Cape May

The pathetic dick of New Jersey inhabited by inbreds and whiggers. A shitty little place where morons flock in the summer to go to the unimpressive beaches, and wonder in and out of dozens of little "shoppes" that are all filled with the same useless shit.
Drunken Cape May Regular: "I LOVE CAPE MAAAAAYY!!!"

Poor Bastard Forced to Visit Cape May (PBFVCM): "Someday, some how, I will blow this shit hole back to the stone age"
by Don William Arminon October 20, 2008
mugGet the Cape May mug.

Cape Town

A city at the southern tip of Africa, known to native locals (fully 48% of the population) as 'Keep Taahn' (Southern Suburbs) or 'Keijp Tahun' (Mitchell's Plain).
Known to most other residents as 'Le Cap', and 'Kapstadt'. There are other people living there, but they are inexplicably invisible to tourists, to the government, and to the other locals.

Site of the famous landmark, Table Mountain ('Teeble Maaaaaahntayn' and 'Tijbl Myeentin' respectively).
Ve are goink to Cape Town for ze Dezember holiday, to stay in our leetle haus betveen Kylie's und Nina's in Constantia. Maybe ve vill climb ze Table Mountain.
by Polly Glot December 18, 2010
mugGet the Cape Town mug.

Cape Rape

In Melee, and to a lesser extent Brawl, when Mario swings the cape around to either:

A. Deflect a fully charged Samus ball
B. Deflect a Fox/Falco after theit up+b recovery rocket
C. Basically anytime the cape is used for tactical advantage
You just got cape raped
by Brown Bear :) October 8, 2008
mugGet the Cape Rape mug.

Cape Breton

A peninsula in Nova Scotia. Often mistaken as a real island. (never tell a caper that his island isnt a real island). nice scenery and that's about it. locals think it is the best place in the world (since they have never made it out of the maritimes). way to many Scottish People who all know each other.
Halifax person: Where are you from?
caper: im from cape Breton island!
Halifax person: don't you mean cape Breton peninsula?
caper: f**k you! i don't care what a map says its a real island!
by wh15 August 22, 2010
mugGet the Cape Breton mug.

cape girls

The bitches with the dough.
by redman January 1, 2004
mugGet the cape girls mug.

Cape girls

True Cape Cod girls (meaning born and raised here) are tough but loveable. Always up for a good time, whether that be driving around aimlessly, party at the beach, or walking around town spending hard-earned, grueling restaurant-work cash. The real ones are down to earth, but might get humor out of giving you misleading driving directions. Going to watch the sunset is a legitmate near everyday event, and their uncle or father owns a fishing boat that they have worked on before. They don't mind getting dirty, and are honest, level-headed chicks. Keep em around.
Lower Cape Girls are real Cape girls.
by ChtmGirl May 6, 2006
mugGet the Cape girls mug.

cape may

piece of shit place at the jersey shore, contains a bunch of poser surfers, who just fall over on the 2 foot waves.
look at those little bitches goin down to cape may.
by XxX June 1, 2004
mugGet the cape may mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email