Ahmed

Ahmed is a person who is known as a madarchod

Ahmed is a madarchod

by Salman Ranjha7 February 23, 2021

Ahmed

The absolute sexiest man to ever exist. Both genders love him and anyone named Ahmed is immediately thinks I want to marry him. He is also one of the funniest men alive.

Hes so funny hes an Ahmed

by mrkle March 10, 2021

Ahmed

Ahmed, usually around chammaks like Ali.. and likes to be a fuckboy, normally a very good singer and dancer

OmG I wanna be a ahmed

by darkknight1607 March 25, 2021

ahmming

"Chillin', maxin'; relaxin' all cool" with a rural twist

"Hey Jeb, what are you doing today?"
"Oh, I'm just ahmming on the porch as I wait on my candles to finish drying and on my son to bring the cart back from the smithy."

by The Lol's of Loljk September 6, 2011

Ahmed it up

it’s when Ahmed tries to ahmed up

hey, see that kid there, Ahmed he’s going and trying to do a ahmed it up

by awesome awesome’s October 30, 2023

Ahme

Ahem... but cooler

"Ahme, sir, but thine fresh pigs urine has gone cold."
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"

by Great Northern 1147 January 1, 2024

Aland Ahmed

A big nose villager who was one of the terrorists behind 9/11

Person 1: Can i trade my emeralds?
Aland Ahmed: Hrrrrrr *Blows Up*

by baglayyourmum January 22, 2024