by mattserwatka12 September 21, 2021
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by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Get the Athletes brain mug.Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.
1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!
2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!
2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!
by Striz January 20, 2009
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tomball athletics is the most broke-ass faggot athletic program i have ever seen in my entire life. All the coaches are fat and yell at you to do stupid fucking workouts they couldn’t do if they were in their prime athletic state. Fuck that school man and take pe
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