Cropdust Kamikaze

When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.

I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.

by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022

Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text

Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'

by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014

Kamikaze

When a man sucks his own penis and jizzes in his own mouth.

“Mike blew himself until he exploded in his own mouth. He gave himself a kamikaze.“

by Fatlightning March 25, 2021

Kamikaze Eject

To create a group situation such as a group chat including your friend and every previous lover of theirs and then leave the group chat so they can fend for themselves.

Worst Case Scenario: Death to a Loved one
Best Case Scenario: Orgy

Yeah, I totally Kamikaze Ejected Brad the other day and he is so pissed!

by apollo5 August 4, 2020