Long Island railroad

Arguably the best commuter rail service in the United States.

Long Island Railroad

by I KAN SPEEL August 26, 2023

long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018

Autumn long

A homewrecker who lives on dry cereal and fast food.

See also: miserable wh0re

Wow look at that big girl over there trying to Autumn Long your man!

by starwarsgirl1 September 10, 2020

That was Really Long.

When Brooklyn is talking about someone yawning but people take it as a different way.

Brooklyn said, “That was really Long.”

by daddyanthony November 29, 2020

Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.

"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"

by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016

long cack

Long rod.big ol chile . Dope dick. Long cack for days rod or days

He had long cack last night

by Hahahahhahaja September 7, 2017

holding the long stick

Whoever holds the long stick is undoubtedly gay, if their name is Sean and they hold the long stick their levels of gay increase x100 fold.

Sean is holding the long stick and he can’t let go it is a ride he will stay on his whole life.

by Shernmerstern September 28, 2023