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Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex

a stupid, pointless, piece of shit anime. i watched it out of curiosity and couldn't stand 5 minutes of the shit! it bored me out of my mind. basically just some sleep-inducing governmental crap, a lot of it set in a boardroom. yaaaaaawn.

ps. fullmetal alchemist kicks ass!!! *headbangs*
never watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, EVER, lest you wish for you brain to deteriorate and drain out of your ears from boredom. it's just that bad.
by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007
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The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes
Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"
by Kwangya county jail guard January 30, 2022
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Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).
So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!
by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021
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ghost pants

the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.
Guys I have ghost pants again.
by bobertingham October 21, 2015
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Ghosting

Disappearing from the life of a person you were dating without a parting word in person, by text, phone, or email. Usually a sign that you are not mature enough to be dating.
Friend 1: How did your 3rd date with that Joe guy go? I know you were super pumped about it and that you'd been talking to him all week.
Friend 2: Oh Caspar? Not so good.
Friend 1: I thought his name was Joe.
Friend 2: His driver's licence says Joel, but we talked for hours every single day for two weeks and had a wonderful night, then boom. Radio silence. So yeah. If he was the kind of guy who thinks ghosting is okay then he wasn't worth my time.
by StraightTalkingLady February 5, 2017
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Ghost

A ghost is a inhuman thing in which occurs once someone dies and has unfinished business and needs to finish it. if you have a ghost in your house do not give it fear they live off of it and if it throws things your looking at the wrong definition look for poltergeist
I have the ghost of my grandad in my room he said he would stay with me forever
by Defo 🥱 November 1, 2021
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Penis Ghost

A ghost that has died without possessing a penis so he wanders around and harvests penises from other men
"oh shit, the penis ghost is here to steal my penis."
by plsletmeusethissite January 30, 2017
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