National dick pic day

20th of April national dick pic day. If your friend, girlfriend, or girl asks you for a dick pick you gotta do it.

Girl-hey it’s national dick pic day you know what that means.
Boy-ok Her you go😉

by Rikishi April 20, 2020

National tongue kiss day

April 12 will be national tongue kiss day

Single or taken get ready to be tongued kissed

Get your tongue ready cause your about to get tongues kiss on national tongue kiss day .

by Liza Pérez April 11, 2019

national ass pic day

On July 1st, you must send your friend or boyfriend an ass pic

It’s national ass pic day! 👀

by Senorr July 1, 2021

National Sniff Pennies Day

National Sniff Pennies Day is on January 5th.The one day of the year you can sniff pennies without getting in trouble.

Mark: what day is it tomorrow?
Owen: National Sniff Pennies Day...why are you asking?
Mark: START HIDING YOUR PENNIES NOW!!
Owen: AHHHH!!

by Giraffe1211 December 13, 2019

national bash lachlan day

national bash lachlan day is when one sees someone named lachlan, they have permission to brutally beat them within an inch of their life, with no concequences.

“Hey, Gerlandine! Its 19 September! Its national bash lachlan day!”

by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022

national step cousin day

you give your step cousin $10 on this day.

omg it’s national step cousin day. my step cousin better give me $10 since she loves me so much. hint hint lexi.

by lani knows best May 31, 2022

National Toph Orange Day

A day on November 1st to celebrate the one and only Toph Beifong (aka) The Blind Bandit (aka) The Runaway... no this day isnt celebrated on her birthday it will be celebrated on November 1st 😤😤

"Wow! I cant believe it's a new month!"
"No. Its National Toph Orange Day 😒"

by tophs eyesight November 1, 2020