Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob by a girl who’s mouth is full of dip

Last night I asked Jenny to give me a sloppy Dallas and she said yes!

by MR LUAVE October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joe

Shitting explosive diarrhea on a vagina, and then performing cunninilingus

After I had the 5 alarm chili, I took my wife home and gave her the ol' Sloppy Joe

by RustyShackelford69420 December 26, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from someone with a mouthful of dip.

Chad: Hey Joe, I bought some dip. Wanna give me a Sloppy Dallas?
Joe: I'd be right happy to.

by VIET___ October 15, 2020

sloppy

a sexual innuendo referring to the act of giving sex. refers to some rough, unorthodox sex maneuvers.

bro, piercten gave me the sloppy last night

by Slappdat September 18, 2019

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

Sloppy Dallas

When you receive a blowjob from someone who has a fat pack of dip in their mouth.

"Dude, Deborah gave me such a Sloppy Dallas last night, I still have a stained shaft and a nicotine buzz."

by Imlegless October 17, 2020