Sloppy Dallas

When your girl packs a fat lip of dip and gives you a blowjob

Yee Yee! My sister just gave me a Sloppy Dallas in my truck!

by JimmyStarr October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob where the giver has a lip packed with dip so the dip juice gets on the shaft. Popularized by The Goons. Typically seen in hillbilly communities.

"Yeah my cousin gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night."
"Oh nice did she use Copenhagen."

by Hackerax October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a person give oral sex with a mouth full of chewing tobacco which then leads to your duck looking like a lawn clipping filled turd

“Dude last night after I fucked my cousin she gave me the best sloppy Dallas ever!”

by Suckymypeeny October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blow job while the person giving oral has a mouth full of chip dip.

Yo, that chick gives the best sloppy dallas.

by DarthAmbivalentRevan October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a female gives a male a blowjob with dip in her mouth

hey Baby can you give me a SlOpPy DallAS

by SleepyYuna October 15, 2020

Sloppy Mop

When a woman's vagina has part of the lips hanging out.
Sort of like a cavern, with rocks coming out of the top.

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Bob: "Oi, charlese?"
Charlese: "Yes?"
Bob: "How old are you?"
Charlese: "Thirty Seven, Why?"
Bob: "Because you've got a sloppy mop hangin' out back here".

by BigGayLion January 3, 2015

sloppy dallas

Receiving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Got wasted with my cousin Tiffany the other night and convinced her to give me a sloppy Dallas

by Goatanist October 15, 2020