I know you fucking lying

(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie

Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying

by ifyou November 20, 2021

Congratu-fucking-lations

A sarcastic expression used when someone’s emotional manipulation, chaos, or victim-playing leads to a complete mess, and somehow you end up looking like the bad guy. Used when the “win” the fight, ruin the vibe, or drag the situation into drama… and your left pissed, exhausted, and slow-clapping in disbelief.

Coined by Grayson Flitcroft May 20th, 2025

“Oh, you turned breakfast and a nap into a full meltdown and I’m now the villain. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

You pushed every button I had, then got sad when I finally reacted. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

by FlittyTheJackHammer May 20, 2025

thats fucked

one of the most versatile responses ever, and basically just another way of saying thats messed up or that sucks.

Mike- yo im gonna be late to the party
Tyler- thats fucked

Lucas- yo my dad passed away bro
peter- thats fucked

by bruhfuark May 23, 2023

oral thumb fuck

The art of licking a girls clit while fucking her pussy with your thumb.

Sheila loves it when I oral thumb fuck her. She always creams all over my face.

by Tool man April 23, 2018

well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

imagine being so mad that you dislike a post bc it says i hate kuromi these kuromi stans getting too far

Kuromi stan: dislikes a kuromi hate post
Person writing it: well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

by CR7andmessiisGOAT November 4, 2023

Plummet Fuck

When someone jumps off of a high place, dick out, and falls directly into the hole.

Wanna Plummet Fuck?
Yeah, sure?

by Joe Buckets July 20, 2016

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025