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Internet janitor

A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"
Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO
by Painitblack May 19, 2025
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Reliable internet source

It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord
Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that

Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source

Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
by Loonytoons606 May 24, 2025
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"Acronym" for AICP, that means "Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n".
And there's a ton of "Acronyms" More, but if you Just see four words, and the First letters are AICP. It's pro'lly refering to Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n.
They're selling Astronaut's Internet Cold Place on MEGA and DISCORD!!! Imma report them!
by RGER December 11, 2023
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Internet argument

X, formerly Twitter, is the largest breeding ground of Internet arguments
by jaguar3217 December 16, 2023
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black internet

it represents a bad connection of internet that is laggy or high ping
nigga, your internet is black.
this black internet is so slow.
by hotwheelsnigga August 21, 2023
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