Ethan

Ethan is a shy but kind friend. He loves all, but when rejected, will hate the world.

Hey, I... I'm Ethan. I..... (Runs off without telling her he loves her)

by Oooooooofffff April 16, 2019

Ethan

A kid who will NEVER have a merry birthday!

Wow that Ethan doesn’t have a merry birthday!

by SadBurrito May 19, 2021

Ethan Beach

The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.

Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.

by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019

Ethan

the only man i can tolerate

Is that ethan?
yes, yes it is

by pawtoast January 29, 2021

Ethan

Someone who is really outgoing and full of energy, very playful, and lovable! His heart is so pure he will make you fall in love with him, LITERALLY. Sometimes he can be very harsh but, at the end of the day his feeling for you are real. He’s probably one of the most gorgeous and handsome men I’ve ever laid my eyes on, I can’t take my eyes off him..there is really no word to describe this man..he’s beyond wonderful 💖

“Look at ethan, he’s so sweet!”
“Oh I know! I’d kill for a lovely guy like that.”

by Mexicanpotato71 June 27, 2023

ethan p

the homosexual name to be ever processed. people with this name either watches homosexual porn or is a homosexual porn star.

an ethan p is a homosexual porn star

by WaterQeefing November 20, 2021

Ethan

Is a fucking cunt who plays fucking Minecraft Bedrock and not Java like a fucking cuck.

Ethan : Hey! Wanna be friends.
Me : Fuck no Bedrock Scrub.

by HiImNotGay August 14, 2019