dick kegel

To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.

Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.

by MastaRiddle March 29, 2013

eraser dick

A guy who has such a nice penis or is so good in bed that it erases all the bad qualitities about him and you keep going back despite the bad stuff.

I keep putting up with his shit because he's an eraser dick.

by Survivors of Eraser Dicks February 19, 2014

maple dick

When your dick is stickier than a Canadians lip.

My boyfriend had a maple dick last night. He put it in but couldn't get back out.

by sparkyjo December 17, 2014

sweatpants dick

Where the outline of a male's genitalia is visible while wearing sweatpants, or gym shorts.

"Man, that guy should really put on some different pants. His sweatpants dick is intimidating me."

by Scotch-pilgrim February 24, 2015

kkk dick

Someone who has a kkk dick is not a racist in the heart but in his dick.
Therefore he only likes to fuck women of his own race but respects everyone equally.

-What's the deal with John, is he a racist?
-Nah man, he just has that kkk dick. He only fucks white bitches.

by mpampishak August 1, 2015

Pinch dick

After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.

Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.

by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016

raspberry dick

When you blow on a penis or testical area such as making a fart sound just like you would do to someone's belly.

I gave Tye a raspberry dick today. dick farting

by cum slut March 13, 2016