fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore

by arkenbarben September 24, 2020

Fuck Mind

State of mind where one's only thoughts are about the action of sexual intercourse.

She was playing hard to get until he activated the fuck mind.

by X3S June 02, 2021

fuck damn shit

When anything and everything it at its worst; hopelessness. Also can be reaction to a positive COVID test.

Fuck damn shit, we are most certainly going to die.

by sawtelle81 July 13, 2022

its fucking christmas

hohoho, bitch

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch

by fucking santa November 01, 2021

fuck balls

its kind of like saying "Fuck!" but cooler...

oh fuck balls It seems I've inadvertently let slip my writing implement!

by ExistentialEggs December 15, 2023

mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much

Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

Chuck and fuck

Buying back in to the gambling pool with the rest of the boys so that you can win that bet and go eat some premium steaks and seafood towers

This bet is a no brainer we got to chuck and fuck and win that steak money

by Chuckandfuck January 16, 2022