Dog Boner

Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.
by LilSteph March 01, 2018
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boner mode

When you see a nice ass & or hot girl at a party & your dick instantly becomes a boner, & you have to fuck that chick at some point that night, you now have no control over your dick
Freddy:"what happen last night at that party, you chased this fine ass chick and disappeared. Jason:"Well soon as I saw her my dick instantly went into Boner Mode, and my mind went blank after that. Apparently I fucked that chick." Freddy: "ya... when your dick goes into Boner Mode you're done for, your dick does what it wants and controls you."
by Average_joe420 December 11, 2015
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Running boner

When a man has an erection that won't go away even after ejaculation so he keeps having sex all night.
Dude I got a running boner friday night, I was dinging this chick all weekend
by slickshit February 16, 2011
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turtle boner

A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.
Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot
by McNogger December 01, 2013
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support boner

When you you're so happy for a bro who hooked up with an attractive girl that you have a boner.
"Dude Amanda is fucking hot. Totally sporting a support boner right now, good job man"
by Milhau5 October 07, 2014
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boner control

An action or mental tactic used to suppress a raging erection: most commonly used to prolong intercourse, or hide a boner in public.
As I lay next to Lori, exhausted and carefree, I reluctantly shared the secret to my long lasting lovemaking: the haunting image of Sheila running down the high school halls; her hands cupped behind her pants, her face contorted in helpless submission, her frizzled hair dewey with perspiration, her animal-like wild shrieking, and her frantic and fervid, yet continually unsuccessful attempts to find a bathroom before tragedy struck: yes, you could make a strong case I had more boner control than everyone besides Matthew Broderick.
by nate doggy dizz February 14, 2012
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Loner boner

To have a boner but no one around to see it.
by Bold_country April 09, 2014
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