write em up Bob

Manager, also the master of the writing up arts.

"You forgot to punch for your breaks? IM GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP."

by Bob Tracy December 8, 2004

Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)

oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

by William, SleepingWith September 30, 2010

bent as a nine bob note

Extremely homosexual.

British slang, "bent" being slang for gay, and a "nine bob note" being a fictitious currency ("bob" is slang for shilling, or post-decimalization, a five pent coin).

Similar to US slang "queer as a three dollar bill".

That guy in the hot pants was bent as a nine bob note!

by Matunos January 24, 2009

sponge bob square pants

trendy cartoon that really has no entertainment value

im kewl cuz I lik SPUNG BOB!!!! TEHEHEHEHE!

by die April 27, 2003

the bob ross shuffle

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush

john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane

by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017

BOBS YOUR UNCLE

A man named bob...is indeed your uncle....but he is also a sex attacker....who has stolen several children from local primary schools....the term is a mix between "harry is your grandma" and "eddie is yow bitch mo-fucker".

Boy: Oh...hi there...are you ok? you look kinda ill...
Girls Father: You fucked my daughter!!!, omg WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Boy: BOBS YOUR UNCLE dick face!
Girls Father: Oh mein GOT!!! im gonna go bustle in the hedgerow.

by omgiwillpwnu September 15, 2008

Bobbing For Apples In Hot Grease

A person with very bad acne. So much that it looks like they have been...bobbing for apples in hot grease! Yeah it's a gross one!

by SuperThought October 1, 2003