My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

by QuacksO July 10, 2023

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Dead boobs

Boobs that have had a full life, full of happiness and bounce.

A-"Hey, look over there!"
B-"Damn, them some dead boobs."

by DrBonQuiQui October 1, 2016

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boob clump

Basically, boobs that look poorly rendered, 240p titties. Like, Tomb Raider on the playstation...

Damn ma, you got some boob clump going on today.

by tyslvt September 18, 2018

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Boob-boozled

When the boobs are so good you start too catch feelings for the woman. When really you’re just catching feelings for the boobs.

Tyler: I really think I'm falling for this chick.

Me: She’s not a good fit for you. Dude, you're just Boob-boozled.

by Lloucksfresno March 17, 2023

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Boob-lon-tondra

The intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to boobs or breasts.

Lady in checkout line: "Dang, that sale on Spaghetti-os was too good to pass up!"

Bag-boy: "those are really big cans... Of spaghetti-os I meant. Can I carry them out to your car for you?"

she replies "Was that a boob-lon-tondra?"

by rocketcitymama July 31, 2011

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