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Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
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real

when you come across a sad slideshow on tiktok and you relate to it
tiktok feed : *sad relatable slideshow*

you: real.
by neowth September 26, 2023
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real

"...i wanna kms"
"Real"
by anonymous September 23, 2022
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real real cute

real real cute is when something like a person or thing can be ugly but you decide to be bold and tell someone for example: your hair is "real real cute"
by baddassbratt! November 18, 2019
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Real News

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.
Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.
by foldibjojk July 11, 2021
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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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Real

Commonly used by gen z teens, as a form of agreeing with the statement made by another person.
Dude 1: Bruh these gas prices mad high nowadays
Dude 2: Real asf
by bruhsappen June 15, 2022
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