by TheWebedShark May 13, 2022
Get the The donkey deluxmug. A bloody donkey is when your fucking from behind while the girl your fucking is on her period, and after she turns around and kicks you in the bloody dick.
by Travis is a hoe May 21, 2019
Get the Bloody donkeymug. a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.
also known in bristol as "swampers"
also known in bristol as "swampers"
by big skeng October 14, 2011
Get the swamp donkeymug. when you pull the toilet paper roll out (with out ripping it off the roll), wipe, and leave the soiled toilet paper hanging from the receptacle.
by Ndddiej51cvrgf sdfndfgnsdthser December 17, 2018
Get the Donkey Tailmug. when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.
Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.
Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.
National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.
Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.
Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.
National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.
Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.
by 86vannilla June 25, 2019
Get the Donkeyingmug. by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
Get the The Donkey Only Shits at Noonmug. Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.
by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022
Get the DUMP DONKEYmug.