Donkey Kong

The act of penetrating another person with one’s genitalia. The act of sex.

We had some really good donkey Kong last night

by Redwood fan June 10, 2025

Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 1, 2025

donkey

the definition of your mother

you're an absolute donkey

by fbghehhbg March 31, 2022

Huge donkey

a large donkey

"that's a Huge donkey."

by TobuscusLoveriLoveTobuscus2993 November 8, 2021

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

Donkey orgy sleepover

A sleepover party involving violent mass intercourse where participants are dressed as donkeys.

Toryn had a great time at the donkey orgy sleepover

by EEAAWW December 3, 2021

Donkey fever

Verb tense: When, in the course of a poker game, betting and raising reaches a fever pitch. All rational thought among poker players ceases to exist and 7♧4♧ becomes a Premium hand. Drugs, alcohol and monkey-tilt create an atmosphere of sick action i.e. donkey fever.

At 3am, 4 or 5 players were all-in every hand, it was pure Donkey Fever

by Don Key IIII September 28, 2020