christian seavey

he is every girl/ guys dream. he knows how to treat someone
by Seaveysgf March 27, 2021
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northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.
Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.
by Parker Farr June 4, 2023
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Christian

Christian is a funny white boy but really is a greasy lebo nigger. He has bent legs and curly hair and usually has a small dick. He doent look like a monkey but acts like one and does things that monkeys can.
Christian you greasy lebo come here.
by turk nigga March 26, 2019
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christian pascaris

A very nice beautiful kid, hes is super nice, smart, cool and has amazing looks, gets a ton of girls, and likes to drink and party.
Wow that christian pascaris kid is super awesome
by Christisn June 8, 2017
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Christian

Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
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Christiane

Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
Stranger: "I think I am immune to Christiane's glow!"

That same Stranger 2 seconds later: "AM WORNG"
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
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christian

A absolute lad, all the ladies line up to see this esh-lad. If you meet a christian, you need to hop on the tune as soon as possible. Absolute legend who will hurt anyone that disses him. All the girls love him and hes a really nice amazing guy. People have tried to imitate christians but have failed horribly. Christians are usually jewish and are hot as can get.
Aisha: Holy shit! you met a christian today! you need to eat him up asap.
by christian lad April 18, 2018
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