The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.

Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.

by Justice Crime February 4, 2007

wenus rave dance

A mouthful to pronounce, but if you've heard of a rave dance (which consists of multiple persons who dance fanatically to music), then this is similar. Instead of raising your arms (usually resulting in flapping hands in the air), you raise your wenus and flex it from one side of your body to another, creating the image of your wenus 'dancing'. Be warned! When completing this awfully difficult dance move, it will guarantee raised eyebrows (as with anything wenus-related).

"Man, let's hold a wenus rave dance!"
"...Like here? And now?"
"Duh. C'mon, it'd be fun!"

by WENUSMAHMAN April 21, 2009

taehyung is not in the dance line

it's a holly line for pjms who have kim taehyung complex. they usually use this line at least two times a day for feeding their insecurity.

" taehyung is not in the dance line when we have 3J!"
"bighit's choreographer is not relevant at all. taehyung is not in the dance line."
"ok but taehyung is not in the dance line."

by bluesidelover December 10, 2018

Awkward Dance Breakout

When one amazing song pops up it influences the listener(s) to break out in random and weird dance. The dancers lose awareness of their surroundings and make fools of themselves

At the prom Charlie and Glen heard "right round" by Flo Rida and they started an Awkward Dance Breakout in a sexual and innapropriate dance manner. Everyone was creeped out by them and they stood their distance away from them for the rest of the night

by Little Canada June 10, 2010

Dirty Dancing Syndrome

Finding a fling on your vacation which after the vacation is over crashes and burn.

A: why does Gabe look heart broken?
B: he is just suffering from Dirty Dancing Syndrome.

by babban billu May 23, 2022

Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.

I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!

by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009

Chocolate Dessert Dance

The dance performed after two childish teenagers finish their chocolaty pudding, involving the wibbling of the arms in a side-to-side motion and overly-enthusiastic facial expressions.

Mother left the room. The second she was gone, Tom and Agatha were performing the Chocolate Dessert Dance until their asses fell off!

by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009