Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 05, 2024

Chest biscuits

A phrase to define Arnold Schwarzenegger’s pecs in the 70’s. Specially “Pumping Iron”

“Iron is to my muscles, like yeast is to my pecs. My chest biscuits have risen phenomenally even and in under 20 minutes.”

by #CB November 22, 2018

Chili Biscuit

A slur or derogatory term for a homosexual man. Can be shortened to “chili”

1) *gay men walk into a bank*
Bank Manager: look at these chili biscuits

by Mr. Cheek Clapper December 07, 2021

Biscuit Man

Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.

Well I was thinking about dating him but he turned out to be another bloody biscuit man.

by King Confuza May 21, 2022

floating an air biscuit

Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.

Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: same

by Mars'seile December 23, 2015

Blister biscuit

Swollen vagina with puffy lips usually seen after a girl pleasures herself with a vacuum or suction cup.

Give me that blister biscuit.

by Stavi Herbmer March 01, 2022

Limp Biscuit

A Woman / Man who enjoys sex, without consequence. They will typically have many partners, individually, ir at the same time.

That person has head so much sex, they're a Limp Biscuit.

by DOM_FADDA May 27, 2023