Dildo time

1) Dildo time is similiar to Bullet time, in which time slows down for everyone except the user, and he pulls out a giant Dildo and runs up behind people and butt rapes them with it while they are powerless by time slowing effects. Also, Dildo time needs to said in an Indian accent

2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'

(while playing 2 vs 2 on Halo 3)

Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*

by Poobumlurtz June 02, 2009

soup time

When you ask your mom to buy hamburger but then buy soup like a boss

you: Can I have money for burger. Mom: for burger. you: yus

you: actualy buys soup time. You: SOUP TIME

by Urban Kornflakes May 19, 2019

Porch Time

An extremely amazing (and exclusive) hang-out time taken from a tradition in Nicaragua. It consists of large in-depth (and inappropriate) conversation, chips and salsa, peeing on trees, and mosquito bites.

Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!

Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.

Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus

Person 2: And pee on trees!

by BlondeLobster1 August 27, 2009

It's time to stop.

When people really need to stop, or when you lost your parents. "ITS TIME TO STOP OK"

You'd probably use this when your friend hops into your van into your seat right next to you. It's time to stop.

by Om3n! December 01, 2016

time for a change

What the United States of America needs, politically speaking.

Like Barack Obama said, "It's time for a change"

by qwerty1 September 26, 2008

Man time

How men communicate time of arrival using the current game that is on.

Ill see you "after the game" " before the game" "at halftime" "by the end or beginning of a specific quarter or period in a game" - Man Time

by Staxxmoney December 08, 2013

Time thief

Someone who takes up your time with pointless explanations or anecdotes.

When asking a collegue a yes/no question, he replied with a 45 minute response. Not only that but he sent a follow up email later that day and when I didn't reply once again accosted me with with his response (which still didn't answer the question). My collegue is a time thief as he took more than an hour of my time.

by happykat October 14, 2009