by mrbreast6969 April 20, 2023
Get the sam burkemug. Sam is a very kind heart warming boy, you would love to date him as he treats his friends and none friends and girls the same you will love him.Me and Sam has gotten closer threw out these years he’s like a brother to me I love him so much.You would be lucky if this wonderful cute boy would date you.💖💕
by Nasie NS voble January 5, 2020
Get the Sammug. The flyest most seductive most desirable stylist mother trucker out there and that’s on period. He one sexy human
by Applejuicebutt December 3, 2020
Get the Papi Sammug. The most attractive girl you can know. Most likely has some of the highest intelligence of anyone in the world now. She usually has great humor and is very kind. Shes sometimes sorta quiet but is very loving and kind. And also may have rejected you but maybe not.
by StupidFvckingJamison123 November 3, 2021
Get the Sammug. crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis
by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020
Get the Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisismug. Guy 1- Hey did you feel that
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Man 1-I was a 3 inch pinch. But for some reason I heard what sounded like bongo drums and saw his shining silhouette of an angle. my dick gre 9 inches I'm working as a porn star.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Sammug. by Sexybo1 June 8, 2017
Get the sam wallismug.