The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
Get the Master of the drunken schlongmug. 
by Mister freeze420 October 11, 2019
Get the Master ratmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the Rejects Create Language To Understand Humans Who Mastered Projecting Perspectivesmug. by Iroquoi Pliskin November 22, 2018
Get the Ken Mastersmug. (Not to be confused with Mega Man's Robot Masters.)
Bosses from the Master System/Game Gear versions of Sonic 2 and Sonic Chaos. May also be suped-up badniks. Made from Robotnik for the sole purpose to keep the emeralds away from Sonic and/or Tails.
Bosses from the Master System/Game Gear versions of Sonic 2 and Sonic Chaos. May also be suped-up badniks. Made from Robotnik for the sole purpose to keep the emeralds away from Sonic and/or Tails.
Dude: I fucking hate that Pit Master boss from Sonic 2 SMS.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude: That Master Robot is too fucking hard.
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Dude: I fucking hate the caterkiller looking boss in Sonic Chaos, these Master Robots get out of my fucking nerves.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude: That Master Robot is too fucking hard.
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Dude: I fucking hate the caterkiller looking boss in Sonic Chaos, these Master Robots get out of my fucking nerves.
by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024
Get the Master Robotmug. When lighting a bowl of weed and you remove the lighter but the flame remains like a little camp fire
by anonymous July 14, 2024
Get the Master Campymug.