gay croquet

When two guys have sex with one girl at the same time. Be it in the same hole or in both vagina and butthole. While doing this when their balls touch its gay croquet.

Boy 1. Dude that was so hot what we did last night.

Boy 2. Yeah it was but my balls hurt from hitting your balls a little.

Boy 3. So basically you had gay croquet and you think thats hot ?

by ginger dad May 17, 2014

gay friendzoned

When you're gay and you really like some guy (and you're not sure of his sexual orientation) and you end up being BFFs. You take the leap of faith and tell him and you get completely dumped. Worse than the friendzone because you don't just have zero chance, you have negative chance.

Person:
Man, you hook up with that ambiguous-orientation boy you like yet?

Other Person:
Naw, I got gay friendzoned. I really thought he would be into me, we were such good friends.

{true story}

by wolfboy180 May 19, 2014

Gay Niglet

A very sexy Sri Lankan man who tickles your nipples with his rhythm stick. He loves Uber eats, minecraft, and Russian-Chinese-pot-smoking twinks.

“How would you describe Nigel?”

“He’s a gay niglet who comes from the land of presidents.”

by y0y0 honey singh July 9, 2019

faze gay

A YouTube who goes by Jake The Snake

FaZe Gay fucking upload you ass cunt.

by Squidwards Bitch September 20, 2017

gay horse

A horse that has prefers to have sexual relations with the same gender of the equine species.

That horse over there is a gay horse

by Anal beads 16342 June 25, 2017

Gay as a bee

A homosexual who buzzes around the party. In a very social and excited way.

Look at Sam over there. He's gay as a bee.

by Thatshitcray33 May 11, 2016

Meat Gay

A Homosexual man who displays what are considered to be exclusively heterosexual interests and mannerisms. Liking Football, expressing disgust at male wine drinkers, enjoying rock climbing etc. The Yang to the excessively flamboyant homosexuals ying.

Seriously? I didn't know John's brother's gay? Well he's a meat gay... I didn't know until he started sleeping with the barman at my local.

by Dangoku59 June 14, 2011