December first is officially a day where you put a pickle in your mouth sideways to resemble a mouth guard and take a picture of yourself and/or friends.
“Tony did you hear it’s National Pickle Time Day?” “Yeah I can’t wait to get home and stuff my mouth with pickles!”
by Tyler Scheidler December 01, 2021
On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.
by National friend fuck Day April 20, 2018
National boy bestfriend day is to celebrate your boy bestfriend. Cause he has been there for you and loves you.
by LoserFruit327 August 10, 2021
On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
by AFrickenGenius November 17, 2019
by Anus wuz here April 11, 2019
On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!
by Sp01ledM1lk December 12, 2020
by Diabet0 April 20, 2020