dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

Internet Terrorist

Someone who weaponizes social media or online platforms to push fake thugs, gang affiliations, or dangerous misinformation—and may even mass-report anyone who calls them out.

Internet terrorists flood feeds with fake gang claims and call it “street knowledge,” then flag anyone exposing the lie.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Internet

1. To use the internet

1. You don't internet enough.

by Adreas Rino October 24, 2019

internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021

Internet

a place where ones life can change completely.

person 1: I just finished exploring the Internet and I gotta say, it was worth it.
person 2: you haven't left your room in 7 hours, are you sure?

by mr. parenthesis February 10, 2022

Internet Executor

The authorized person to whom the responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded.

responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded is Internet Executor

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet Children

Internet children
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.

Person#1:what's wrong with you, searching for Internet children on the internet.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.

by Michelthegreatest November 16, 2023