My biscuits

My bad

Disregard, I got it. I was adding up the wrong numbers. My biscuits.

by NSM Finance June 24, 2021

biscuit..laverne

Biscuit..laverne is a small Zoe Laverne fan page with around 400 followers at the time. She is probably the least toxic/problematic person you’ll see in the fandom lol

Idk what to say uhh..if you see this hiiii i love your videos!

The only thing i can think of to say is “Hi biscuit..laverne i love you” lol since it makes me type something

by EvilDonutsss December 21, 2020

biscuit punch

a punch, kick or whack to the crotch area, vagina or bush. For a male, this would be a penis punch.

Careful, bitch or I'll biscuit punch you and you'll walk funny for weeks!

by browneyes1623 March 10, 2017

Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

by Random Fucker 1212 July 29, 2022

Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 05, 2024

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 24, 2018

nigga biscuit

noun
an easy task that can be performed without any stress.

can be used in replacement for "piece of cake".

Beating that dude was a nigga biscuit.

by urgengga February 01, 2023