wanking

Playing lead guitar like you're masturbating and characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously, almost always in the metal genre if rock
His wanking on guitar is a real turn-off!
by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022
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Wank Tassel

A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.
'James is an absolute wank tassel!'
by kazherine July 04, 2016
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highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
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highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
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wank bank

Alan says i should send him porn for his wank bank
by Catalan Johnni April 27, 2023
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wank bank

Saving photos of people for the sole purpose of self-pleasure.
That chicks so gonna be my new wank bank.
by EnderGamesUBD January 14, 2015
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Wank bank

Jar in cupboard filled with tissues sometimes stored in garden
by Wankkbank April 24, 2020
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