Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.

Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

by Foot fungus February 6, 2025

Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.

As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.

by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023

Derpy Biscuit

It’s a phrase that makes Staceys cringe.

Hey Stacey! Get over here and let me whiff that derpy biscuit!

by Hyuckleberry December 6, 2023

Dumpster Biscuit

A large back of chick fil a biscuits that your Uber driver hides behind the Dumpster so your fat ass can eat them after PT.

Can you battle buddy me outside, my Dumpster biscuits just arrived.

by moyyom December 13, 2024

Beat your biscuit in

1. The act of having rough intercourse.

2. The delicacy of Whooping someone's ass.

1. "Babygirl, im about to beat your biscuit in."

2. "Someone cracked a wise one so I beat his biscuit in."

by Blelvis August 2, 2020

clown biscuit

A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell

Ahh you clown biscuit

by Pbandjennay April 16, 2021

Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.

“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”

by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023