Bean burger

1. A burger with a patty made from beans
2. A lighter term for an idiot or stupid person

1. I’m having a bean burger for dinner tonight.

2. You absolute bean burger!

by underscore that September 17, 2023

Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.

Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries

by daltonjfk November 27, 2019

Beasting The Burger

The definition of shoving multiple MrBeast burgers up your rectal cavity for pleasure.

James: Yo how was it with Martha last night?
Marcus: We were totally Beasting The Burger!

by Marcusmastur January 11, 2023

BIFAR BURGERED

When someone lathers you with ketchup and mustard and screams "Bring in Feyd and Rabban"

Last night I Bifar Burgered your sister.

by anonymous September 2, 2025

Gray Burger

This girl I know one day asked me if me burgers stink . I said no . Then in mid sentence a huge "Gray" burger shot out her nose ..DANG

A Gray Burger ,
When the elements of the universe swirl spiral to create a compressed Gray Burger in a girl's nose . The most noticeable sign is the potent stink of the Gray Burger. Sign number 2 is the girl what's to talk about the mystery stinky cave dweller . The Girl says do yo burgers smell and yo reply hell no ,but I can smell that gray burger you got from here.

Dang dat chick got a huge " Gray Burger " it makes the other ones look like pebble's... DANG DOUBLE DANG

by kprichmond925 September 13, 2020

Smash Burger

When you’re fucking a girl or guy in the ass, and you rapidly pullout right before you nut. When you pull out, you cause anal prolapse. You then nut all over the prolapse while simultaneously trying to push it back in.

I gave Whitney a smash burger last night. She hasn’t been able to walk all day.

by WOWanASSHOLE March 11, 2023

Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024