Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.

Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*

by professional heckler November 26, 2017

taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.

Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.

by GDubz019 July 26, 2021

The flyest kid on the internet

The flyest kid on the internet is Austin.
Instagram: austin.luk
YouTube: AustinLukh

Wow he actually is the flyest kid on the internet.

by austin.lukh July 6, 2024

the internet zone

similar to 'the friend zone'
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online

*over fb messenger*

'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'

*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'

by xtinaok March 10, 2015

Mental Internet

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator

Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet

by Armadillo Stomach November 16, 2021

Welcome to the Internet

1. It is a song by Bo Burnham
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.

¹ Person 1: Welcome to the Internet
Person 2: Have a look around

² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!

by HERMEEEES_dawling September 3, 2023