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Mark

Mark is the best valorant player ever, in any other game, however, he is shit. If you have him as your duo, you are very lucky; he will carry you to radiant. He is, however, a shit listener. He was born to yap, forced to yip. If you ever try to tell a story, he will never hear the end of it because he will interrupt only about a million times. If he ever upsets you and apologizes, just know that his apologies are from chatgpt and that deep down, he doesn't really care if you're upset and will laugh at you instead.
friend 1: hop on val!
friend 2: if mark playing?
friend 1: yes!
friend 2: ah shiiii, radiant here we come!
by cheeseball.lover August 22, 2024
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Mark

Mark is a shell of a man. My thoughts no longer hold him in esteem.

Scorpio Kinkster with a very healthy appetite for eroticism & the deeper folds of sexual pleasure.

Seethes at witnessing narcissistic abuse; but ole Mark digresses to that dumpster fire parallel quickly… & be hating on the same poor tormented soul. Mark murders the “nice” right out of people.
Tormented Soul girl: “I’m not allowing that refuse, Mark, in my life again!”

Sigma Bitch: “Mark’s opinion doesn’t define me!”

Auntie Son: “BTW, Kindness is free Mark!”
by Sunshine4750 September 5, 2024
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Mark Ruffalo

1. A measurement of how widespread and sticky leftover sausage stuffing is after being blown out of a sausage stuffing tube
2. some actor no one cares about
I'm gonna have to give that will it blow, FIVE MARK RUFFALOS!
by tacklezzz November 16, 2024
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Mark

A forest dwelling sigma male. A World of Warcraft champion. A survivor in the wilderness. Protective and brave, don't get in his way- especially when it comes to his woman. A Mark is rare and to be respected. This is someone you want on your side. Do not get on Mark's bad side and do not disrespect his woman. You will be fucked to death.
Look at that sexy hunk of meat, he looks like a Mark. I think I'll try him.

Be careful. His girlfriend is nearby and she's just as crazy as he is...
by HoneyAndRum November 21, 2024
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Question Mark

Question mark fully said out is a funny way to explain that your confused or don't know what's happening
Did you just see that -No question mark
by Abigail_Potter November 26, 2024
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One Wheat Mark

The most SUPER DUPER AWESOME comic made by truckstoptiger5. Give it a read. Contains a guy wanting to fuck/murder his boy bestie
"yoooo my sneaky link!!!"

"What's a sneaky link?"

"From One Wheat Mark, obviously 🙄"
by goathide November 30, 2024
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mark ass crab

a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool
ayo jeff is a mark ass crab.
nigga what?
by buttchese19 December 14, 2024
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