A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.
by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019
Get the Internet Phantommug. 1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.
2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 23, 2013
Get the Internet scurvymug. Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.
by A crazy girl with eyes June 5, 2016
Get the internet whoremug. A former conspiracy theory which asserts that 90% of everything on the Internet is AI-generated. This user say "former" because it is very obviously completely true.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
Get the Dead Internet Theorymug. A person who spent most of their time on the internet and learned everything from there.
A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.
A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.
Person 1: I am glad that my parents raised me properly and didn't just hand over an iPad and walk away.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.
by fishsticks1 November 23, 2021
Get the child of the internetmug. by stovO33 May 23, 2023
Get the internet historymug. a person who uses the internet in social ways, using social media often, regularly participating in online chats, and plays online multiplayer games; the opposite of an internet introvert
Person 1: (person) is pretty popular on (social media website), I wonder why?
Person 2: He’s just an internet extrovert.
Person 2: He’s just an internet extrovert.
by Butterscotchyyy June 19, 2018
Get the Internet Extrovertmug.