Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online
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black internet

it represents a bad connection of internet that is laggy or high ping
nigga, your internet is black.
this black internet is so slow.
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taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.
Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
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Mental Internet

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator
Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet
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A common social media principle that states the following:

On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.

These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.

Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:

- California being a liberal/blue state

- California being infested with homeless

- Californian is a communist state

Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*

connor_rowe84: California is a shithole

This is an example of the Internet Law of California
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Internet politician

The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.
Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.
by Huge hammer69 May 08, 2019
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Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
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