National Boobie Grabbing Day

The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.

”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*

by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019

Yakudu day

The birth of gopi mama
Created by five musical prodegies
On a boring tuesday evening.
Celebrated annually on the 26th April.

Happy yakudu day from the five of us!

by 5MP March 5, 2021

Give head day

National give head day is January 22nd.

Please give me head bitch, it’s national give head day.

by i am gayyyyy ahahha January 20, 2021

Summer day

The day in which we celebrate whatever summer did recently or sumtin like dat

Summer: "I can't put down the cup"

Everyone: "so profound..."

Summer day

by Fart master9999999999 November 24, 2024