Turtle Style

Similar to Doggy Style while having sexual intercourse with a woman. But, the man balls up and latches on the girls back by wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought for added intimacy. The man wears the shell on his back and woman wears the rest of the costume, merging the two into one turtle.

Guy 1: Hey did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I went Turtle Style on her.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude! *Happy turtle noises*

by Turt master August 15, 2025

evil turtle

An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.

"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone

by B1GM1 July 1, 2011

Turtle Necked

when someone is hit so hard in the head their neck is extended a little.

asshole Eian was giving me shit at that party so i turtle necked that fucker

by Graham22 February 24, 2009

Turtle Belly

a well defined six pack that resembles the belly of a turtle

Emma - " wow! look at that dude, he is super fit!"
Arlia - "yeah, but he's got some turtle belly going on"

by lataniana bovaniana equishria April 10, 2013

dirpy turtle

The best thing on the planet and it is so dirpy.

Dirpy turtle is the best animal on the planet.

by Dirpy turtle master January 23, 2017

Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer

"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"

by Jeffi June 16, 2018

purple turtle

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.

After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.

by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016