calico beef

the same like beef socks/ beef sock but in another way to say it B)

pings beefsocks on discord cutely PENIS
i hate you

calico beef momentum

by MaybeSarge April 7, 2021

beef locket

Another term for vagina, or nature's pocket, also what one would define as a "precious vagina".

Similar to ham wallet or meat purse, but more dear to your heart.

"Before we board this plane, let me gently stuff all this weed into my precious beef locket."

by hamwallet69 February 20, 2020

beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.

me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!

by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008

Beef

A beef is someone you call your bestfriend. Instead of saying bff or bestfriend, you would call them Beef.

Other nicknames are Beef chicken or Beef jerky.

“Hey beef chicken!!”

friend: “BAKAW”

by mybestfriendismybeef November 30, 2023

Grand junction beef taco

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco

My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys

by anonymous July 11, 2024

Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".

That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!

by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016

Beef smears

Stains on underpants caused by beef curtains.

"I wasn't going to wash my panties but then I noticed they had some serious beef smears."

by Trinkets friend March 13, 2012