internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.

1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...

by Nykkolai February 23, 2017

internet

The place where nightmares are born.

You should show people the internet on Halloween. It's scary.

by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018

internet war

A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series

internet wars are a fun way of wasting time

by f uck ypu July 29, 2021

internet

An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.

Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!

Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.

by MNoDead March 18, 2017

Internet house

The windows OS are your windows, the applications are your hobbies and your friends are your family.

Bobby: Man I wish my internet house was real
Steve: You're a saddo who needs to go outside.

by TravisScott7777777 April 15, 2023

internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017

The Internet

The Internet is full of hate.There's racism,sexism,plagiarism and hate against opinions.

This is serious this is a cry for help.

This Is A Cry For Help

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP

"No man walks in and out of the internet without infection" -Ligma 13:37

by Xetral_Ghik July 25, 2018