Why the internet of course! Why even consider addressing your problems when you have a gazillion reasons right at your fingertips to not think about them. I was certainly not going to call it the great babysitter...
Peyton thought about the poor state of her relationships, finances, mental health, achievements, and future and within a keystroke the great distractor was informing her on recipes for a beach body, celebrities sharing political opinions, cats doing ballet, 10 ways to financial freedom, and how not to die while travelling abroad. Almost five hours later Peyton began to appreciate that she would never have to worry or try again in her entire life due to the internet's existence.
by von groovy July 9, 2024
Get the the great distractormug. Great-grandparent's female first cousin.
My great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the great-great-cousin-auntmug. 
Get the step-great-grandson-in-lawmug. Spouse's great-great-grandparent.
My great-great-grandparent-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
Get the great-great-grandparent-in-lawmug. by whatyoulikeyou March 2, 2021
Get the The Great Grogmug. A primary school located in Braintree, Essex. This school is well known for fucking up their school lunches and play equipment. Most criminals were raised in this small primary school.
by Scrdew February 20, 2023
Get the Great Bradfords Junior Schoolmug. The sexual act of eating out a ginger girl on her period until you find and consume the blood clot from her vagina.
by Jackhammer12732 June 4, 2021
Get the Great white delightmug.