Also known as a Marc-ass-bitch; a man that is very much in the friend zone, he’ll even FAMILY zone but still proceeds to make advances on you and even exposes himself to you KNOWING you are not okay with it. Also incredibly short and unfunny
by tundrcvnt August 16, 2025
Get the mark-ass-bitchmug. Officially has the worlds smallest penis. Max thinks he has a smaller one but he is no competition the the spec of a penis Mark has.
by Tiny pp gang November 22, 2021
Get the Markmug. Dean Mark is the guy that every girl loves, he is kind, ambitious, funny, smart, friendly and handsome. Dean Mark is kind of a submissive type but overall he's a husband material, He hates seeing a person getting hurt especially if that person is close to him, he can be arrogant most of the time, he will make sure that you'll find him addictive and make you fall for him harder. Dean Mark is the type of guy who will cuddle you whenever he miss or crave your touch, he's almost the definition if perfect
My friend: So tell me about your husband
Me: Oh, you mean Dean Mark? He's almost the definition of perfect, I can tell that he really cares about me
Me: Oh, you mean Dean Mark? He's almost the definition of perfect, I can tell that he really cares about me
by Dianne Torres October 1, 2020
Get the dean markmug. the clear red mark on a womans hand which tells u how heavy her shopping bags of clothes are, v redder the hands the more clothes she has bought, also works with handbags, shoes etc
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 15, 2009
Get the wag markmug. by markleeace November 30, 2020
Get the Mark Leemug. The official currency of West Germany from 1948 until 1990 and later the unified Germany from 1990 until 2002. Replaced Reichsmark.
by Pe Ness March 14, 2018
Get the Deustche Markmug. Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
by FailedLover73 May 30, 2023
Get the Markmug.