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National Boyfriend day

girlfriend: do you know w what today is?
boyfriend: what?
girlfriend: national boyfriend day!
by singlelifebestlife August 2, 2020
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Womb moms day

It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.
When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂
by Breddded April 16, 2023
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Closure Day

The Sunday of "The Big Game" a week before Valentines Day.
Other than working, if the woman you're dating isn't available on this day (Red Flag) you ask her for a date night on Valentines Day. If she agrees you can move forward but if she isn't available then either you know exactly where you stand.
In healthy relationship both of these days are are typically spent together.
You can confidently move on and stop being a meal ticket when it's likely using you.
It shouldn't be perceived as a sad day but instead a productive day to know where you stand in regards to dating her.
I haven't even thought about her once since Closure Day.
by CSRAmike February 9, 2025
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National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.
Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021
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Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards
by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019
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National Quan Day

Quan's birthday

everybody will get free trackhawks and hellcats
"Yo you heard about National Quan Day? Everybody getting trackhawks n shi"
by Odottgzz January 18, 2024
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National treat them right day

A day where you give your gf/bf everything they want kisses,hugs,movie night,day out just make sure you treat your loved ones right and give them the best day ever
by C _A_M_P_Z_O November 29, 2020
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