National Protection Against Rape Day

Keep your friends and family close and help them with past problems with rape its very serious and should be treated as such it isnt a joke!

Whats Today?
Its NPARD(National Protection Against Rape Day)! Dont Worry girl i got your back together we can fight against rape!

by RealTreWay April 24, 2023

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again

by anonymous April 14, 2021

National give a girl your hoodie day

On November 10th we celebrate National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day because of NNN

Boy: Hey, here is my hoodie!
Girl: But why?
Boy: it's National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day

by Selvanio patricks November 5, 2020

National Ass Pic Day

Always held on October 24, NAPD is when you send your partner a photo of your butt. NAPD is a derivative of NTPD (National Titty Pic Day) which is held June 21st.

Partner 1: Hey babe it’s National Ass Pic Day today.
Partner 2: Ohh you’re right, hold on give me a minute.

by Johnnyboi9393938 October 24, 2022

International grab ass day

It's intrnational grab ass day 30.10/2019

It's international grab ass day

by Big mester bob October 29, 2019

No Posting Day

July 1st... Nobody posts anything on social media for an entire day

Bro you ready for No Posting Day?

by iamthatguy767 June 30, 2020