Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015

turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.

“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”

by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019

wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021

turtle

Cum sex

Wanna fuck like a turtle

by 3rw February 23, 2022

Turtle

Turtle AKA the biggest beggar alive.

Turtle Free battle? Give free rn? Fucking idiot give free

by Turtle_NL February 2, 2020

squishy turtle

a girls vag

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010

Turtle Kaylin

A funny gaming youtuber who should be more popular

Have you seen Turtle Kaylin ‘s new tiktok?!

by hellohellokaylin September 14, 2021