synthetic lesbianism

Falsly being gay or lesbian

All the girl be having a problem with synthetic lesbianism

by redondahead May 14, 2015

Lesbian sex

Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse.

Hello, are you here to get wet on creep’s fake stories? well don’t I have just the thing for you, it’s called FUCKING OFF.
(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.

Yours sincerely,

Your friendly neighbourhood asexual.

by Ahumanforhumanrights January 24, 2025

Lesbian

Similar to Toddlers and turtles, as they also choke on plastic.

WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM LESBIAN(S), TODDLER(S), AND TURTLE(S).

by KingOfToasters1768 June 14, 2021

Lesbian

A person who isn’t a man or masculine aligned who likes other non-men. This includes non-binaries except for masculine aligned ones like Demi-boys

Example:
John: Hey I like you
Jane: But I’m a lesbian
John: (being respectful and not bigoted) Oh I understand.
Example 2:

Jane: I’m a lesbian
Christina: What’s that mean?
Jane: It means I don’t like men or anyone who is masculine aligned.

by JustAPerson375946 December 19, 2022

Listing.Everything.By.Inserting.Anything.Neuro-typical(Lesbian): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Listing.Everything.By.Inserting.Anything.Neuro-typical(Lesbian): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Lesbian

Me

Im a lesbian

by Prayingmantizzzzwow June 17, 2023

Lesbian Sunday

the act of doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday (not doing dick); doing nothing productive and possibly getting drunk on a Sunday

I’m so hungover I’m just gonna lay around and have a Lesbian Sunday.

by Excessivegirth August 14, 2024