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goon june

the act of gooning, also known as relentless masturbation, for hours on end every single day during the month of june. this is opposite to no nut november.
john: “hey connor are you participating in goon june this year?”

connor: “hell yeah who isn’t?”

john: “show your goon face
by gooner692607 May 15, 2025
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June 5

you have got a small dick
“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”
by urmother2022 January 12, 2022
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June third

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down a flight of stairs whether it's kid toy stairs or a real life building type of stairs. A real good experience and bonding time for the both of you, very romantic in the feefeelandian language <33
Mecha, sweating: Please get away-
Friend: I t i s June third m e c h a y o u c a n ' t e s c a p e
Mecha: *sobs*
by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020
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June 4th

Prepare yourself for this day because you're going to be so confused as to why everything is going your way but just be happy! :)
(Interact 2 times to claim.)
Oh shoot its June 4th everything is going to go my way now :)
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JUNED

a sweet, sensitive guy, laughs a lot, has a big heart, is super cute, likes to have fun, usually is caring, a freak in the sheets, plays sports & likes to have a good time
That guy is such a juned. He's so sweet
by Ktpreex November 23, 2021
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Junes

Man I really need to do a lil bit of junes today on Discord.
by melonpp June 21, 2021
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June 1st

the one day of the year when your boyfriend has to do all of the work, the dishes, the laundry .e.g.
‘what day is it?’
‘it’s June 1st!!! my boyfriend is doing all of the work, let’s go shopping
by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021
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