the act of gooning, also known as relentless masturbation, for hours on end every single day during the month of june. this is opposite to no nut november.
john: “hey connor are you participating in goon june this year?”
connor: “hell yeah who isn’t?”
john: “show your goon face”
connor: “hell yeah who isn’t?”
john: “show your goon face”
by gooner692607 May 15, 2025

you have got a small dick
by urmother2022 January 12, 2022

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down a flight of stairs whether it's kid toy stairs or a real life building type of stairs. A real good experience and bonding time for the both of you, very romantic in the feefeelandian language <33
Mecha, sweating: Please get away-
Friend: I t i s June third m e c h a y o u c a n ' t e s c a p e
Mecha: *sobs*
Friend: I t i s June third m e c h a y o u c a n ' t e s c a p e
Mecha: *sobs*
by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020

Prepare yourself for this day because you're going to be so confused as to why everything is going your way but just be happy! :)
(Interact 2 times to claim.)
(Interact 2 times to claim.)
by @rand0m.shitz125 on tiktok May 31, 2022

a sweet, sensitive guy, laughs a lot, has a big heart, is super cute, likes to have fun, usually is caring, a freak in the sheets, plays sports & likes to have a good time
by Ktpreex November 23, 2021

by melonpp June 21, 2021

the one day of the year when your boyfriend has to do all of the work, the dishes, the laundry .e.g.
by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021
